Kate Middleton’s face smiling up at me from my schlong

Until I saw Kate Middleton’s face smiling up at me from my schlong, I didn't realise I was using the royal  wedding supplement for piñata making! 

I'm not making any kind of statement about the royals it just amused me at the time so I thought I'd share.

Worlds First butt plug pinata

I took this picture whilst it was still all wet and dribbly... 

Made to order and loved to pieces! Like a piñata should be.

Actually we just made this one for fun. It was eventually donated as a prize for a fund-raising event. We've been tempted to knock up another but We don't really want to get stuck with one again!

For something like this we would charge around £15 depending on the size and amount of detail required.

Balloon flower

We never thought we would end up wearing balloons as fascinators! One of the balloon modelling books we had has an astounding number of ideas on unusual uses for balloons. Some of which we've been working on ready for an upcoming hen night...